List of Questions And Answers From "Late Night With Dr.Finklehorn"

Questions asked on "Late Night With Dr. Finklhorn"

Q.  I went to sleep last night with a penis and woke up with a Vigina.

A. You dont have a problem.... can you shoot ping pong balls from it ?

Q.  My boyfriend seems to take to much interest in my neighbor what should I do?

A. Remove your neighbors genitals.

Q. I am happily married, but recently I have been having dreams of another man.

A. You deserve a firm Suoo Suoo, put hand in deep fryer because it shows that hand is only for you, and then you shave your head because no one likes a bald women, they think she has a cancer. The only person that should be blowing his seamen on your face is your husband.