List Of Questions & Answers From Ask Finklehorn Ep 3

Questions & Answers From "Ask Finklehorn Ep 3"

Q: How the hell am I supposed to to put that big ass cheese grater up my husband’s ass hole? Is your ass hole that big?

   (This was a follow up question from episode 2)

A: The Cock Slap get your husband on all fours and smack his cock, this will allow him to relax his anal muscles, so you can insert anything you want  in there. And No My Ass Hole Is Not That Big.

Q: I am currently stalking this bitch and I think I am going to jump off a bridge because she won’t stop running in my mind what do I do?

A: Best way to attract a lesbian is to get Doc Martins and a plaid shirt and then do the call ... HOME DEPOOOOOOT and if all else fails... Jump off bridge.

Q: Why is it that my girlfriend wants to use a vibrator every time we have sex, not like a big one or anything but a little egg that she wants to put between us?

A: When the women’s pussy nipple is unpleased it causes shift in earths balance, and the apocalypse will happen now.

Q: OK so I would like to know why there are people who make love to their dogs and horse, how is that sexy?

A: In Russia women are as hairy as horse, so it is very easy to find hairy animals attractive.

Q: Why is Cum White?

A: There are ghosts in your balls, and when you bust your load you free a ghost.

*As per YOUR request, Dr. Finklehorn did the hokey pokey in the credits of today’s show.