List of questions from Ask Finklehorn Ep 2

Questions & Answers from Ask Finklehorn Ep 2

Q. What is a girls favorite position?

A. The gypsy nipple. Man stands on all fours arching his back while the girl is on top and rides him while holding on to his nipples.

Q. I would like to know why it is every time I have sex with a guy he wants to do me up the ass?

A. Back in Russia, the ass is a place of sacred protection. It means that he trust you and feels safe with you.

Q. What besides a dildo, can i use to satisfy my husband’s love for getting canned?

A. Cheese Grater!

Q. When making love to my girlfriend i want to hit that shit from behind, she never lets me.. Why?

A. She has severe anal discharge disease

Q. Why is it that my boyfriend has sex with me and he is always thinking about porn stars or skinny women?

And why are nuts hairy

A. He wishes that he was a male porn star with a big penis... so your boyfriend must have a small penis.

and nuts are hairy because in accent times the mole people thought that the amount of hair on your nuts was a sign of royalty.