List of questions from Asl Finklehorn Ep 1

List Of Questions & Answers from "Ask Finklehorn Ep 1"

Q: My left nut has grown larger than my right nut what should I do ?

A: Nothing ... no worries, over large balls means a bountiful harvest.

Q: I watch porn and I notice that all the male stars have large penises do they have to monitor their depth.

A: American women’s vigina is much like sheep ... and back in Russia we put everything in a sheep, even baby sister.

Q: Why do married or involved men feel the need to watch porn when they have a women at home to please them.

A: It is all about the cheesy music. Buy a saxophone.

Q: Is it true that men that take steroids have big deformed dicks and little balls.

A: No, just like the Russia Olympic team they are removed.

Q: Why is it every time I tell my boyfriend he can put it anywhere he wants he always put it in my ass

A: Americans are closed minded, Russians have EAR SEX.